Welcome to Cinema Loco!
No matter what day it is, I’m constantly watching something. There’s always some new movie or show that I want to see, and nothing is [Read More…]
Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story (2004)
Starring: Vince Vaughn, Ben Stiller, Christine Taylor, Rip Torn, Justin Long, Stephen Root, Alan Tudyk, Joel David Moore, Chris Williams, Missi Pyle, Gary Cole, Jason [Read More…]
Breaker! Breaker! (1977)
Starring: Chuck NorrisGrade: D- As far as Chuck Norris action movies go, Breaker! Breaker! is bottom tier. Summary In a small town, the townsfolk meet outside [Read More…]
Any Which Way You Can (1980)
Starring: Clint Eastwood, Sondra Locke, Geoffrey Lewis, Ruth Gordon, William Smith, Anne Ramsey, and Fats DominoGrade: B- Though it’s an absolutely dreadful opening song, if [Read More…]
Every Which Way but Loose (1978)
Starring: Clint Eastwood, Sondra Locke, Geoffrey Lewis, Beverly D’Angelo, and Ruth GordonGrade: C+ I would have paid money to be in the room to hear [Read More…]
Modern Times (1936)
Starring: Charlie ChaplinGrade: Classic For the record, both City Lights and Modern Times are certified classics, but City Lights is still Chaplin’s magnum opus. Summary [Read More…]
Horse Feathers (1932)
Starring: The Marx Brothers (Groucho, Chico, Harpo, and Zeppo)Grade: Classic If you’re questioning the title of the film, the term “Horse Feathers” is a slang [Read More…]
The Adventures of Pluto Nash (2002)
Starring: Eddie Murphy, Randy Quaid, Rosario Dawson, Jay Mohr, Peter Boyle, Luis Guzmán, Joe Pantoliano, James Rebhorn, Pam Grier, John Cleese, Burt Young, Miguel A. [Read More…]
What’s the Worst That Could Happen? (2001)
Starring: Martin Lawrence, Danny DeVito, Carmen Ejogo, John Leguizamo, Bernie Mac, Glenne Headly, William Fichtner, Larry Miller, Nora Dunn, Ana Gasteyer, and GQGrade: C Danny [Read More…]
Club Paradise (1986)
Starring: Robin Williams, Peter O’Toole, Twiggy, Jimmy Cliff, Rick Moranis, Eugene Levy, Brian Doyle-Murray, and Joe FlahertyGrade: A- “Babe, this is the only country where [Read More…]
You’re the Greatest, Charlie Brown (1979)
Starring: Arrin SkelleyGrade: B- How Snoopy managed to fuck up that badly in the discus event has to be explained to me. Summary At the school [Read More…]
