Welcome to Cinema Loco!
No matter what day it is, I’m constantly watching something. There’s always some new movie or show that I want to see, and nothing is [Read More…]
Blade: Trinity (2004)
Starring: Wesley Snipes, Ryan Reynolds, Jessica Biel, Kris Kristofferson, Parker Posey, Triple H, Natasha Lyonne, Patton Oswalt, James Remar, Dominic Purcell, and John Michael HigginsGrade: [Read More…]
Blade II (2002)
Starring: Wesley Snipes, Kris Kristofferson, Norman Reedus, Ron Perlman, and Donnie YenGrade: B+ In the final minute, there’s a whorehouse Rush goes into in England [Read More…]
Blade (1998)
Starring: Wesley Snipes, Kris Kristofferson, Stephen Dorff, Donal Logue, and Udo KierGrade: B+ David S. Goyer giving Blade a samurai aesthetic and a sword to [Read More…]
Monsieur Verdoux (1947)
Starring: Charlie ChaplinGrade: B There’s also so many conversational gems from Monsieur Verdoux that you will find yourself genuinely wanting to add to your everyday [Read More…]
Room Service (1938)
Starring: The Marx Brothers (Groucho, Chico, and Harpo) and Lucille BallGrade: A The driving force behind Room Service is that our main characters go to [Read More…]
Maniac (2011)
Starring: Kid Cudi, Cage, and Shia LaBeoufGrade: C- A linkup between Shia LaBeouf, Kid Cudi, and Cage is insane. The conversations these three must have had [Read More…]
Thank You Mask Man (1971)
Starring: Lenny BruceGrade: C- Thank You Mask Man is something you would accidentally stumble on while watching network TV past your bedtime in the 80s or [Read More…]
The Hole (1962)
Starring: Dizzy Gillespie and George MathewsGrade: B- With some careful writing to flesh this concept out, The Hole could be turned into a great stage play [Read More…]
The Devil Wears Prada (2006)
Starring: Anne Hathaway, Meryl Streep, Emily Blunt, Stanley Tucci, Adrian Grenier, and Tom Brady’s ex-wifeGrade: A+ The Devil Wears Prada in a nutshell: Andy: “Sorry, [Read More…]
There’s Something About Mary (1998)
Starring: Ben Stiller, Cameron Diaz, Matt Dillon, Chris Elliott, Lee Evans, Lin Shaye, Jeffrey Tambor, Keith David, Markie Post, Harland Williams, Sarah Silverman, Richard Jenkins, [Read More…]
