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No matter what day it is, I’m constantly watching something. There’s always some new movie or show that I want to see, and nothing is [Read More…]
No matter what day it is, I’m constantly watching something. There’s always some new movie or show that I want to see, and nothing is [Read More…]
Starring: Denzel Washington, Robert Duvall, James Woods, Ray Liotta, Kimberly Elise, Anne Heche, Eddie Griffin, Ethan Suplee, and Kevin Connolly, with cameos from Nas, Jay [Read More…]
Starring: Paul Newman, George Kennedy, Strother Martin, Dennis Hopper and Harry Dean StantonGrade: Classic Even if I were to never use it, Luke’s bottle cap [Read More…]
Starring: Jason Momoa, Rachel Nichols, Stephen Lang, Rose McGowan, Ron Perlman, Bob Sapp, and the voice of Morgan FreemanGrade:Â D+ Arnold would be ashamed. Summary Between [Read More…]
Starring: Brigitte Nielsen, Arnold Schwarzenegger, and Sven-Ole ThorsonGrade:Â D+ It kills me that we didn’t get Conan the Conqueror, but we got Red Sonja. Summary In [Read More…]
Starring: Arnold Schwarzenegger, Wilt Chamberlain, Grace Jones, Tracy Walter, Mako, Sven-Ole Thorsen, and AndrĂ© the GiantGrade: A Had John Milius directed the screenplay for Conan the [Read More…]
Starring: Arnold Schwarzenegger, James Earl Jones, Mako, Max von Sydow, and Sven-Ole ThorsenGrade: B+ I would genuinely be surprised if they said animals weren’t harmed in [Read More…]
Starring: Chad Webber and Stephen SheaGrade: A- “It’s hard being a campaign worker. We’re completely at the mercy of our candidate. We do all the [Read More…]
Starring: Peter Robbins, Christopher Shea, and Cathy SteinbergGrade: A+ At one point, Pig-Pen shows up in a ghost costume and is surprised that the others [Read More…]
Starring: Leonardo DiCaprio, Robert De Niro, Lily Gladstone, Jesse Plemons, Brendan Fraser, John Lithgow, and Martin ScorseseGrade: Classic Not one Oscar? Are you kidding? Summary [Read More…]
Starring: Cillian Murphy, Robert Downey Jr., Emily Blunt, Matt Damon, Florence Pugh, Josh Hartnett, Casey Affleck, Rami Malek, Kenneth Branagh, Jason Clarke, Gary Oldman, David [Read More…]