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No matter what day it is, I’m constantly watching something. There’s always some new movie or show that I want to see, and nothing is [Read More…]
The Cincinnati Kid (1965)
Starring: Steve McQueen, Edward G. Robinson, Ann-Margret, Karl Malden, Tuesday Weld, Rip Torn, Cab Calloway, Jack Weston, and Strother MartinGrade: Classic Why Kid insists on [Read More…]
Hondo (1953)
Starring: John Wayne and Geraldine PageGrade: B Despite being in the middle of a deep conversation with Angie about how he killed someone recently, Hondo [Read More…]
The Asphalt Jungle (1950)
Starring: Sterling Hayden, Louis Calhern, Sam Jaffe, Jean Hagen, James Whitmore, John McIntire, and Marilyn MonroeGrade: A Considering how the movie operates and its every-man-for-himself [Read More…]
Eternals (2021)
Starring: Gemma Chan, Richard Madden, Kumail Nanjiani, Lia McHugh, Angelina Jolie, Salma Hayek, Brian Tyree Henry, Barry Keoghan, Lauren Ridloff, Don Lee, Kit Harington, Bill [Read More…]
The Ministry of Ungentlemanly Warfare (2024)
Starring: Henry Cavill, Alan Ritchson, Eiza González, Henry Golding, Cary Elwes, and Alex PettyferGrade: C+ Who would have thought that we would get to thank a [Read More…]
Pig (2021)
Starring: Nicolas Cage and Alex WolffGrade: A- For the record, Rob doesn’t fuck his pig. He makes that very clear in case you were wondering. [Read More…]
RoboCop (Remake) (2014)
Starring: Joel Kinnaman, Michael Keaton, Gary Oldman, Abbie Cornish, Samuel L. Jackson, Jackie Earle Haley, Jay Baruchel, and Michael K. WilliamsGrade: B- Of all the [Read More…]
RoboCop: Prime Directives (miniseries) (2001)
Starring: Page Fletcher, Maurice Dean Wint, Anthony Lemke, Maria Del Mar, Leslie Hope, Kevin Jubinville, and Geraint Wyn DaviesGrade: B After all these years, there’s [Read More…]
RoboCop: Alpha Commando (1998-1999)
Starring: David Sobolov, Akiko Morison, Dean Haglund, Blu Mankuma, and Campbell LaneGrade: B In yet another attempt to revive RoboCop for television after the ill-fated [Read More…]
RoboCop (live-action TV series) (1994)
Starring: Richard Eden, Yvette Nipar, Blue Mankuma, David Gardner, Sarah Campbell, and Andrea RothGrade: D- When the live-action show is more cartoonish than the animated [Read More…]
