Categories
Welcome to Cinema Loco!
No matter what day it is, I’m constantly watching something. There’s always some new movie or show that I want to see, and nothing is [Read More…]
Conan the Barbarian (Remake) (2011)
Starring: Jason Momoa, Rachel Nichols, Stephen Lang, Rose McGowan, Ron Perlman, Bob Sapp, and the voice of Morgan FreemanGrade: D+ Arnold would be ashamed. Summary Between [Read More…]
Red Sonja (1985)
Starring: Brigitte Nielsen, Arnold Schwarzenegger, and Sven-Ole ThorsonGrade: D+ It kills me that we didn’t get Conan the Conqueror, but we got Red Sonja. Summary In [Read More…]
Conan the Destroyer (1984)
Starring: Arnold Schwarzenegger, Wilt Chamberlain, Grace Jones, Tracy Walter, Mako, Sven-Ole Thorsen, and André the GiantGrade: A Had John Milius directed the screenplay for Conan the [Read More…]
Conan the Barbarian (1982)
Starring: Arnold Schwarzenegger, James Earl Jones, Mako, Max von Sydow, and Sven-Ole ThorsenGrade: B+ I would genuinely be surprised if they said animals weren’t harmed in [Read More…]
Categories
You’re Not Elected, Charlie Brown (1972)
Starring: Chad Webber and Stephen SheaGrade: A- “It’s hard being a campaign worker. We’re completely at the mercy of our candidate. We do all the [Read More…]
Categories
It’s the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown (1966)
Starring: Peter Robbins, Christopher Shea, and Cathy SteinbergGrade: A+ At one point, Pig-Pen shows up in a ghost costume and is surprised that the others [Read More…]
Killers of the Flower Moon (2023)
Starring: Leonardo DiCaprio, Robert De Niro, Lily Gladstone, Jesse Plemons, Brendan Fraser, John Lithgow, and Martin ScorseseGrade: Classic Not one Oscar? Are you kidding? Summary [Read More…]
Oppenheimer (2023)
Starring: Cillian Murphy, Robert Downey Jr., Emily Blunt, Matt Damon, Florence Pugh, Josh Hartnett, Casey Affleck, Rami Malek, Kenneth Branagh, Jason Clarke, Gary Oldman, David [Read More…]
Barbie (2023)
Starring: Margot Robbie, Ryan Gosling, America Ferrera, Simu Liu, Will Ferrell, Michael Cera, Alexandra Shipp, Kate McKinnon, Issa Rae, Rhea Perlman, Helen Mirren, John Cena, [Read More…]
Categories
Magic’s Touch (Autobiography) (1989)
Written by Magic Johnson and Roy S. JohnsonGrade: C- “We’ve all been blessed to be able to wake up every morning. And to me, that’s Magic”. [Read More…]
